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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AVadodara%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/Tikhi_Mirch?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Tikhi_Mirch</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 278 users, <br/> 784 posts, <br/> about 1 posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>ketan</strong></p> <p> Only Veg Fun , Joke Santa Banta Husband Wife spl Meeaaoo meeaaoo, hasna hi Zindagi hai. Enjoy mo 9979922366 visit: http://Mirchifun.com </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Vadodara</p> <p class="gray">RSS feed source: http://content.webdunia.net/content/google/roman/HI/santabantajokes.xml#body</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_Tikhi_Mirch" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('Tikhi_Mirch')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_Tikhi_Mirch" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('Tikhi_Mirch')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/Tikhi_Mirch?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 784) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 05-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya? Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu? Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De. Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 02-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai. Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 01-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Main Akal Se Ladta Hu. Banta- Hamari Ladai Nahi Ho Sakti. Santa- Kyo? Banta- Main Nihathe Par Var Nahi Karta. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 30-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Kya Tumhara Kabhi Murkho Se Pala Pada Hai? Banta- Maine Bahut Koshish Ki, Par Aaj Main Tumse Bach Nahi Saka. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 25-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.<br />Gangubai: Kaun?<br />Santa: Main.<br />Gangubai: Main Kaun?<br />Santa: Tu Gangubai. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 24-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Doctor: Maaf Keejiye, Mai Ab Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta. Apki Koi Antim Ichchha Ho 2 Bataiye. Banta: Mujhe Kisi Achchhe Doctor Ke Paas Le Jaiye. , SR</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Doctor Ne Marij Ki Ankhe, Jaban Aur Kaan Torch Se Check Kiye Aur Akhir Me Bola, Torch Ekdam Thik Hai. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 21-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Chhate Me Chhed Hai. Banta- Maine Hi Kiya Hai. Santa- Kyo? Santa- Barish Band Hoti Hai To Pata Chal Jata Hai. , SRC: webdunia.com</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>SmsChannels:</strong></p></td> <td> 15-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Apani Premika Ke Sath Date Par Gaya. Santa: Mere Kaan Me Kuch Halka Sa, Kch Narm S, Kch Namakin S, Kch Meetha Sa Kaho. Premika: Dhokla. , SRC:</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/Tikhi_Mirch%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. 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Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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