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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AKolkata%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/TanTanaTan?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">TanTanaTan</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 18554 users, <br/> 545 posts, <br/> less than one posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>HASTERAHO</strong></p> <p> FINEST JOKES 4M THE WORLD OF HUMOUR. JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH. A SUBGROUP OF SMSDUNIYA ENJOY JOKES </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Kolkata</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_TanTanaTan" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('TanTanaTan')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_TanTanaTan" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('TanTanaTan')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/TanTanaTan?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 545) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>LOVEPANTI:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-March-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Police during high alrt SANTA ke ghar aye talashi lene.<br />&quot;Khabar hai k apke ghr me visphotak samagari hai&quot;<br />SANTA:&quot;Sir,Wo Maike gayi hui hai&quot;</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 19-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Achha na<br />lage Lekin<br />Mujh Ko<br />Ans<br />Zarur dena<br />Aur Kisi<br />Se Kehna<br />Mat Tumhe<br />Kasm hai<br />Plz<br />MujhKo<br />Batao</p> <p>ki<br />Hum<br />Chloromint kyun khate hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 18-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>DOSTI<br />Phul se karoge to mehak jaoge</p> <p>SAAWAN<br />Se karoge to bheeg jaoge</p> <p>SURAJ<br />Se karoge to jal jaoge</p> <p>*HUM*<br />Se karoge to<br />sudhar jaoge..</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 14-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya.<br />Waiter: what do u like to have sir?<br />Santa: Eggs&#39;mother.!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>LOVEPANTI:</strong></p></td> <td> 14-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gya<br />Officer Ne Pucha &quot;Tumhein Hm Kis Liye Rakhein?&quot;<br />Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab diya &quot;andha-dhund&quot; firing k liye</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 12-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>teacher:From wher 2 wher did the mughals rule?<br />Stdent:sir i am nt sure but i thin frm 15 to 26 page</p> <p>www.facebook.com/JOKEPANTI</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 12-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>In MBA clasroom Prof. askd to Santa:<br />&quot;If i buy n item Rs.12.75 &amp; sell Rs.15.25&quot;, its profit or loss?<br />Santa:its Profit in rupees &amp; Loss in paise.:-)</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>LOVEPANTI:</strong></p></td> <td> 11-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>This Shayari kills.<br />Literally</p> <p>Saap ne piya bakri ka khun</p> <p>WAH.. WAH<br />WAH.. WAH</p> <p>Saap ne piya bakri ka khun</p> <p>GUD AFTRNUN<br />GUD AFTRNUN.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Shadi me khane ke 2 Rule</p> <p>1 .PEHELI bar is tarah khao ki Dusri bar milega<br />nahi<br />2. DUSRI bar is Tarah se khao ki Peheli Bar Khaya<br />hi Nahi</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HASTERAHO:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-November-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>MOLU:Kya Hua Ye Mitti Q Khod Rahe Ho<br />GOLU:Dada ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya He<br />Whi Dhund Raha Hu<br />JOIN HASTERAHO @987O8O7O7O</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/TanTanaTan%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AKolkata%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AKolkata%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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