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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AKolkata%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/SMSWORLD_JOKES?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">SMSWORLD_JOKES</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 3952 users, <br/> 471 posts, <br/> less than one posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>VIKASH GUPTA</strong></p> <p> FINEST JOKES 4M THE WORLD OF HUMOUR. JUST LAUGH AND LAUGH. A SUBGROUP OF SMSDUNIYA. ENJOY SMS. </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Kolkata</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_SMSWORLD_JOKES" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('SMSWORLD_JOKES')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_SMSWORLD_JOKES" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('SMSWORLD_JOKES')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/SMSWORLD_JOKES?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 471) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 06-July-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Modern hi tech world:-)<br />Ek Admi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gya.<br />jab uski kaam wali baai ne kaha.</p> <p>Sahab Orkut me mujhe bhi Add kar lo....</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 30-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Police ne pakda chor ko karte huye chori...</p> <p>Police ne pakda chor ko karte huye chori...</p> <p>Bas pyar ka naam na lena,</p> <p>I HATE LUV STORY...!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 30-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Question for briliant<br />people,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.</p> <p>Question was only 4briliant people</p> <p>TuM kyun tikku tikku tikku keypad daba rahe ho</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 16-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>DAD:Beta,why ur sister sitting so silent?<br />SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstick<br />but i gave fevistick thats all</p> <p>No chip chip<br />no chik chik:-)</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 14-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>A very wise saying:</p> <p>If u dont succeed in d first try,</p> <p>Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!!</p> <p>Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai..!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 08-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>I luv studies..<br />Unfrtunately,if i do study it gets finishd..how cn i finish sumthng i love? So i do not study..<br />Enjoy lazines wd attitude;-)</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 06-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Thought for the Day-<br />&quot;Garmi Or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos kroge utni jada lagegi..&quot;<br />So Be Brave &amp; Be Besharm!!<br />EnJoy ur life.. Think Hatke..)</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 02-June-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>A big company Offered $50 for each money saving submitted by its employees.<br />1st prize went 2 d employee who suggested d award b cut to $25</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 31-May-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Har saal Meri frndshp k liye<br />4 lac applications aate he<br />lekin unme se sirf 20 hi select ho pate he, <br />Dnt 4get<br />U r 1 of dem<br />LIFE IS A RACE.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>VIKASH GUPTA:</strong></p></td> <td> 31-May-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Larka:Jaan Tum Pass ho Gai Ho Mou He Meetha Karwa Do <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Larki: Kiss Se? <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Larka: Chalo Isi Se Karwa Do</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/SMSWORLD_JOKES%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AKolkata%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AKolkata%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AKolkata%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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