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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AVadodara%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/JokeMEHFIL?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">JokeMEHFIL</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 46 users, <br/> 227 posts, <br/> between 1 and 2 posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>BA-BIGBSMS</strong></p> <p> JOKES </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Vadodara</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_JokeMEHFIL" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('JokeMEHFIL')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_JokeMEHFIL" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('JokeMEHFIL')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/JokeMEHFIL?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 227) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 07-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa makes a peg of whisky&amp; asks wife,Pee isko.Wife tastes &amp; says &quot;Chee kitni kadvi hain&quot;<br />SANTA: Aur tu sochti hai ki mein roz ash karta hu</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 07-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- balb ke niche muh khol kar baitha tha,,<br />kyu..?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />Kyuki doctor ne kaha tha ki aaj tumhara pet kharab hai, lite hi khana.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 07-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Ki Story<br />Koi Aanko Se Bat Kar Leta H,<br />Koi Aankho Me Mulaqat Kar Leta H.<br />Bada Mushkil Hota H Jawab Dena<br />Jab Koi English Me Bat Kar Leta H</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 06-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>1 Aadmi Ne Conductor Se Pucha :Ap Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahte Ho?<br />Jawab:24 Ghante. Wo Kese? <br />8 Ghante City Bus Me baki 16 Ghante BIWI K&quot;basme&quot;</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 06-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa giving exam while standing at the door.<br />A man asked ?Why are you standing at the door?&quot;<br />Santa: &quot;Idiot, I am giving entrance test.&quot;</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 06-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Lady 2 Police </p> <p>Inspctor: Ji mera pati 5 din pehla gobhi lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya.</p> <p>Police: Tum phir koi or sabji bana lo.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 05-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Hum apko satate rahenge,<br />Marte dum tak msg karte rahenge<br />Aur jis din msg nhi aya smajh lena<br />.<br />.<br />Agle din karunga zalimo Itni jaldi nahi maruga</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 05-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Dard bhari shayri by Bca Student..</p> <p>shayad wo mere pyar ko &quot;DEBUG&quot; karna bhul gaye,</p> <p>dil ko aisa &quot;CUT&quot; kiya.. &quot;PASTE&quot; karna bhul gaye..@Bigb</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>KHUDA se dua karta hU,Har janam me tuje khushio ka sansar mile, JO muje abhi SMS na kare use apnI PATNI se sari jindgi BAHEN jEsa pyar mile</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>BA-BIGBSMS:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-August-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>1 insan ko kya chahiye?1 ladki jo pyar de.1 ladki jo achha khana banaye.1 ladki jo use dil se chahe.Aur bas TEENO ladkiya 1 dusre se NA MILE....</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/JokeMEHFIL%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "7b392d60abf8a3f142003c9f0e8033cb", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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