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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AMangalore%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/JOKEZFLASH?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AMangalore%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AMangalore%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">JOKEZFLASH</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 1024 users, <br/> 123 posts, <br/> between 1 and 2 posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>S@H!L</strong></p> <p> I m S@H!L Subscribe This channel &amp; get FREE Jokes On ur Cell PJ,SantaBanta SMS &amp; much more.Only Veg Jokes A Channel for Family (Jokes In Hindi &amp; Eng Both Lang)8951661566 </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Mangalore</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_JOKEZFLASH" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('JOKEZFLASH')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_JOKEZFLASH" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('JOKEZFLASH')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/JOKEZFLASH?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AMangalore%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AMangalore%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 123) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Haa Ha Ha<br />Hee He He<br />Hoo Ho Ho</p> <p>Aur Haso Hamare Sang</p> <p>Naye Jokes K Sat<br />Double Meaning Msgs</p> <p>JOIN FLASHJOKEZ<br />TO 9219592195<br />S@H!L<br />89516-61566</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 18-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Haa Ha Ha<br />Hee He He<br />Hoo Ho Ho</p> <p>Aur Haso Hamare Sang</p> <p>Naye Jokes K Sat<br />Double Meaning Msgs</p> <p>JOIN FLASHJOKEZ<br />TO 9219592195</p> <p>s@h!l</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 13-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa 5 minute me paper dekar exam hall se bahar aa gaya.<br />Sir:Paper nahi aata tha kya?<br />Santa:Actually Mujhe agle paper ki taiyari karni hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 13-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>SpL LoveLy&amp;RoManTic Msgs<br />&amp;Masti Type:</p> <p>JOIN RACERBOYZ<br />To 9870807070</p> <p>4 Num. Of GirLs &amp; BoYs With City-</p> <p>JOIN 2DILEK7<br />To 9219592195</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 13-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Hawa me betab ud raha Galib,<br />Hawa me bindas ud raha Galib,<br />Hawa me aazad ud raha Gaalib,</p> <p>fir</p> <p>fir kya</p> <p>Ruk Gyi hawa <br />Gir gaya GAALIB.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 09-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>SANTA:Chal Race lagate hai jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega<br />BANTA:Thik h par muZe rasta nhi pata,<br />SaNT:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rehna</p> <p>BANTA:ThanX yar!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 09-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Teacher:Bacho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag K Sawal Sikhaungi<br />Billu:Mam Mai Bhag K Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata h</p> <p>JOIN ADULTFLASH2<br />@9870807070</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 09-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Principal : I tried ur number so many times,<br />it said switched off!<br />STUDENT said :&#39;&#39;ya. it&#39;s my CALLER TUNE&quot;<br />Principal shock! Student rocks.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 08-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>SpL LoveLy&amp;RoManTic Msgs<br />&amp;Masti Type:</p> <p>JOIN RACERBOYZ<br />To 9219592195</p> <p>4 Num. Of GirLs &amp; BoYs With City-</p> <p>JOIN 2DILEK7<br />To 9219592195</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>S@H!L:</strong></p></td> <td> 08-March-2010 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad Ke Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha....! Kisi Ne Pucha-Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho? Santa:- chabi kho gayi h,Tala Khulwane!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/JOKEZFLASH%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AMangalore%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AMangalore%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AMangalore%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "584a6dcfea643d0bc4bdf9ad2919e6a4", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "584a6dcfea643d0bc4bdf9ad2919e6a4", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "584a6dcfea643d0bc4bdf9ad2919e6a4", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "584a6dcfea643d0bc4bdf9ad2919e6a4", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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