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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AJaipur%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/HansBaliye?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AJaipur%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AJaipur%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">HansBaliye</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 59127 users, <br/> 2339 posts, <br/> between 1 and 2 posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>KrazzyBoy</strong></p> <p> Ab hasega ALL India Jokes,Insult,SantaBanta &amp; More FunnySms -- by -MrperFecT </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Jaipur</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_HansBaliye" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('HansBaliye')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_HansBaliye" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('HansBaliye')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/HansBaliye?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AJaipur%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AJaipur%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 2339) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 12-January-2013 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Mausam ne Li angdai or hum ne li Razai,<br />Icecream se hui ladai,<br />Mungfali hai ghar me aai,<br />Cold drink se muh moD lia,<br />Coffee se nata jod Liya.<br />Hap</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 05-January-2013 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Today I Am Gonna Call Pizza Hut At 11:55 PM And When The Boy Will Deliver The Pizza, I Will Say &quot;You Are A Year Too Late, So No Money&quot; :P ;)</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 19-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Srdar 1 Kilo JALEBI KhAne K Bad Bola:<br />Bhaiya,<br />Thodi Cheeni Dio.?</p> <p>Dukandar: Cheeni Q?</p> <p>Srdar: Soch Raha Hu, Khane Ke Bad Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye..!!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 15-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa- Main Akal Se Ladta Hu. Banta- Hamari Ladai Nahi Ho Sakti. Santa- Kyo? Banta- Main Nihathe Par Var Nahi Karta.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 12-December-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Past &amp; Present !!</p> <p>Earlier Friendship started wid<br />&quot;Can I hv ur no.?&quot;<br />.<br />.<br />.</p> <p>.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />But today it starts with<br />&quot;Do you have a Facebook Account?&quot;</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 11-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>(G)(O)(O)(D)</p> <p>(M)(O)(R)(N)(G)</p> <p>Ek Ek ko Sweter Me Lapet kar Bhejna Pada..</p> <p>Thandi Itni Hai<br />Ki Koi Bhi Jane ko Taiyar Hi Nahi Tha..;-)<br />-</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 10-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>This PJ Might Blow You Away<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bataiye Sach Baat Itni Chubhti Kyun Hai.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyun Ki Sach Baat Me Point Hota Hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 07-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Govt can&#39;t do it but ek Machhar can.</p> <p>Ajmel Kasab is suffering from Dengue..,</p> <p>Us MACCHAK ko BHARAT RATNA AWARD se sanmanit kiya jaaye!!!!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 04-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Nikle hum duniya ki bheed me to pata chala<br />,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />aeDOST<br />.</p> <p>Ki har wo shaqs udaas h jise hum msg nhi krte<br />Uff<br />(&#39;,&#39;)<br />) (&gt;<br />Kya karu</p> <p>-MrPrFcT</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>MrPerfect:</strong></p></td> <td> 03-November-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>TATA motors COMDEDY:</p> <p>Q-What will u call 2nd &amp; 3rd editions of<br />NANO car?<br />Ans-Sodium nitrite &amp;<br />Sodium Nitrate</p> <p>Bcoz it will be NaNO2 &amp; NaNO3.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/HansBaliye%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AJaipur%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AJaipur%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AJaipur%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "80b7256305155978fa74cc03c053dc3b", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "80b7256305155978fa74cc03c053dc3b", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "80b7256305155978fa74cc03c053dc3b", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "80b7256305155978fa74cc03c053dc3b", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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