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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3ANone%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/Ha_Ha_Ha?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253ANone%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253ANone%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Ha_Ha_Ha</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 224414 users, <br/> 1926 posts, <br/> about 2 posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>Amit</strong></p> <p> WELCOME To My COMEDY World.. Here U Can Get Latest JOKES/SantaBanta Jokes.. Just Subscribe And Have Great FUN.. </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Bhuwaneshwar</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_Ha_Ha_Ha" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('Ha_Ha_Ha')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_Ha_Ha_Ha" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('Ha_Ha_Ha')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/Ha_Ha_Ha?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253ANone%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253ANone%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 1926) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 30-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Nurse- Udas Kyu Bethe Ho Sir</p> <p>Doctor- Dopahar Ko Jiska Operation Kiya Tha Woh Mar Gaya</p> <p>Nurse- Sir, Woh Operation Nahi POSTMORTAM Tha</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 30-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>.<br />(:&quot;,)<br />&lt;!!V (&#39;,&#39;)<br /> J&#39;L // &lt;&#39;L</p> <p>Mere Pair Pakadne Se Kuch Nahi Hoga..</p> <p>.<br />.<br />.<br />.</p> <p>Mere SMS To Tumhe Jhelne Hi Padenge</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 29-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>SUCHNA..</p> <p>1 Baccha Jis Ki Umar 2 Saal Hai</p> <p>Laal Rang Ki Chaddi Pehna Hua Hai</p> <p>Agr Apko Mile</p> <p>To Fauran Uski Chaddi Utar K Tatti Dho Dena</p> <p>Sukriya</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 29-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..</p> <p>Oh God, She Smokes</p> <p>Wisky Dekha..</p> <p>Oh God, She Drinks</p> <p>Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..</p> <p>Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 29-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>1 Ladka Phool Le Kar Ladki K Pass Gaya</p> <p>Ladki Ne Use KISS Kar Liya</p> <p>Wo GHABRA K BHAGA To Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua</p> <p>Ladka- Guldasta Lene Ja Raha Hu</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 28-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa&#39;s Son Was Filling a Form..</p> <p>Son- Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhu.?</p> <p>Santa- Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolable</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 28-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Dad-Result Ka Kya Hua<br />Son-1 Good News Aur 1 Bad News Hai</p> <p>Dad-Good News Bata<br />Son-Me Pass Ho Gaya</p> <p>Dad-Great, Aur Bad News<br />Son-Good News Galat Hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 26-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati</p> <p>Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola-</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>Miss, Insaan Ki Umar</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 26-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Teacher- Is Muhawre Ko Smjhao</p> <p>&#39;Kiye Kraye Pr Paani Firna&#39;</p> <p>Snta- Vry Smpl,</p> <p>Jese Hi Mene Toilet Ka Flush Chlaya, Mere Kiye Kraye Pr Paani Fir Gya</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Amit:</strong></p></td> <td> 03-September-2011 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Patni-Jante Ho, Maine 20 Somwar K Upwas Kiye Tab Ja Kr Tumhe Paya Hai</p> <p>Pati-Ye Sab Nahi Krti To Kya Hota</p> <p>.</p> <p>Patni-Tumse Bhi Koi Gaya Guzra Milta</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/Ha_Ha_Ha%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253ANone%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253ANone%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253ANone%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by 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Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "be4c410cd80f86d30b528242e4fc2ae2", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "be4c410cd80f86d30b528242e4fc2ae2", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "be4c410cd80f86d30b528242e4fc2ae2", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "be4c410cd80f86d30b528242e4fc2ae2", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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