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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse?cat=Jokes&amp;ctab=Browse&amp;select=city%3AVadodara%2Cstatus%3AAll&amp;cr=in" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/CutE_BantA?cr=in&amp;continue=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">CutE_BantA</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 926 users, <br/> 326 posts, <br/> less than one posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>Free SMS Service</strong></p> <p> One&quot;Of d BeSt EnTerTainmenT GRP ~ U&quot;GeT 100% *JOKeS&quot;SmS *FuN&quot;SmS &amp; Much&quot;More EnTerTainmenT MsGs ~&gt;HrK_&lt;~ 8866158119 ~&gt;Now We Are: </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Vadodara</p> <p class="gray">RSS feed source: http://content.webduniya.net/content/google/roman/HI/santabantajokes.xml#title</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_CutE_BantA" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('CutE_BantA')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_CutE_BantA" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('CutE_BantA')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/CutE_BantA?tab=posts&amp;cr=in&amp;continue=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din&amp;prev=%2Fsmschannels%2Fbrowse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 0-9 of about 326) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-August-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>U Have Only Two Options In Life:</p> <p>1st- ACCEPT<br />2nd- CHANGE</p> <p>Try To Accept What You Can&#39;t Change..</p> <p>Try To Chang What You Can&#39;t Accept..!!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-August-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>santa-mere pas gadi hai,<br />bangla hai,<br />paisa hai,<br />tumhare paas kya hai?</p> <p>Banta-mere paas 4 sim hai jinse me total 20 sms kar sakta h</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 01-August-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? </p> <p>Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. </p> <p>Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 01-August-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Hi, i M HrK_<br />GRP OWNER</p> <p>Today is my frnd&#39;s birthday</p> <p>his name<br />Hardik<br />No.9726633133</p> <p>Wish him msgs &amp; calls...</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 24-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Ek kamaal dekho &#39;U&#39; lagao aur BAN JAO TUM.</p> <p>M__RKH<br />ST__PID<br />B__DH__<br />D__FFER<br />BEWAK__F<br />_LL__<br />LALL_ </p> <p>DEKHA! Everything is Incomplete Without &quot;U&quot;.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha<br />Banta-ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.<br />Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu<br />Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta</p> <p>Hd</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 20-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Ek<br />Pagal<br />Tha<br />Bilkul<br />Pagal<br />Tha<br />Khali<br />Pagal<br />Hi<br />Nahi<br />Bahut<br />Khatarnak<br />Pagal<br />Tha</p> <p>Aap<br />Mat<br />Ghabrao</p> <p>Aap<br />Ke<br />Samne<br />To<br />Woh<br />Kuchh<br />Bhi<br />Nahi<br />Thaa..</p> <p>HrK_</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 20-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Srdr:Rajdhani express kab ayegi?<br />clerk:12-30<br />Srd:Punjab exp?<br />clerk:11-30<br />Srd:sahiyadri exp? Clerk:Kidhar jana he?<br />srd:track ke us par jana he.</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 15-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Banta: Santa! Tum Har Wakt Videshi Channel Kyo Dekhte Ho? </p> <p>Santa: Main Isliye Dekhta Hu Ki Kuchh Bijli Unki Bhi To Kharch Ho. ,</p> <p>Injoy</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>HrK_:</strong></p></td> <td> 10-July-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>TeaCHeR:WaTeR Ka<br />CHeMiCaL FoRMuLa BaTaO</p> <p>ToM:<br />H2 Mgcl2NaclNo3CaCo3Ca(OH(NiHCL(COOH(</p> <p>TeaCheR:Ye Kya He?</p> <p>ToM:Ye<br />MuNCiPaLiTy Ka WaTeR He:p:D</p> <p>HrK</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=10">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/CutE_BantA%3Fcr%3Din%26continue%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din%26prev%3D/smschannels/browse%253Fcat%253DJokes%2526ctab%253DBrowse%2526select%253Dcity%25253AVadodara%25252Cstatus%25253AAll%2526cr%253Din&prev=/smschannels/browse%3Fcat%3DJokes%26ctab%3DBrowse%26select%3Dcity%253AVadodara%252Cstatus%253AAll%26cr%3Din" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! Please enter a correct one!"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } $("#butverify").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Sending"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_request_code", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Verification code was sent. It may take a little while for you to receive the verification code."); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); setStateVerificationCodeSent(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); $("#butverify").val("Send verification code").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#butfinish").click(function () { var code = $("#code").attr("value"); if (!code || code == "") { alert("Please enter a code"); $("#code").focus(); return false; } var accept_tos = $("#accept_tos").attr("checked") if (!accept_tos) { alert("Please check the box at the " + "terms and conditions to indicate you agree"); return false; } /* if (!$("#nickname").attr("value")) { alert("Please enter a Nickname"); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } */ $("#butfinish").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("Verifying"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_verify_mobile", type: "POST", data: {code: code, accept_tos:accept_tos, usg: "9fcc8916bcb1d259dee0d782c90b41fd", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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