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<xmp>.</xmp> <!-- framebuster code ends here --> <div id="gadget-info"> <a href="/smschannels/browse" class="gallerylink">&laquo; Back to Directory</a> <h2> <a href="/smschannels/channel/ABCjokes?tab=posts&amp;post_start=10">ABCjokes</a> </h2> <div class="author"> <p> 543 users, <br/> 452 posts, <br/> less than one posts/day<br/> </p> </div> <p>By <strong>A Better Choice</strong></p> <p> Kehte hain din mein thoda khulke hasne se kafi bimariyan door hoti hain.To ab aap bhi hanso,hamare jokes ke sath. To learn English see ABCamargarh. </p> <p class="gray">Category: <span class="black">Jokes</span></p> <p class="gray"> Location: Ludhiana</p> <p class="gray">RSS feed source: http://santbanta.com/rss/google-sms.asp#both</p> <div> <input type="button" id="a_ABCjokes" onclick="javascript:Subscribe('ABCjokes')" DISABLED value="Subscribe"/> </div> <div id="div_done_a_ABCjokes" class="added"> <div class="check"> Subscribed |&nbsp;<a href="javascript:Subscribe('ABCjokes')">Undo</a> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both"/> </div> <ul class="tabs"> <li><a class="selected" href="/smschannels/channel/ABCjokes?tab=posts&amp;post_start=10">Posts</a> </li> </ul> <div id="posts"> <div id="comments"> <div class="head"> <p><strong>Past SMS Messages (Showing posts 10-19 of about 452) </strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="comments"> </div> <div class="comment"> <table id="post_table" class="postsTable"> <tr id="post_row1"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 23-June-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Snta ko exam me koi sawal nahi ata tha To us ne har sawal k niche<br />llllllllllllllllllllll<br />lines laga di Aur likha<br />Scratch karo or Ans pao</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row2"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 03-June-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>SNTA Rasgulle hai?<br />DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!<br />SANTA: Dekh lunga.<br />DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?<br />SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row3"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 02-June-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>1admi key se apna kan khuja rha tha<br />Snta use gor se dekh rha tha<br />kuch der bad bola<br />Bhai shb agr ap start nhi ho rhe to ma dhaka lagau</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row4"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 27-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Roye wo is kadar unki lash se lipat kar,, ki lash khud hi uth kr boli,&quot;LAI TU MARJA PEHLA&quot; batmeez upar hi digi janda..hahahahahaha...</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row5"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 25-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Police to Ram:car gas te hai<br />Ram:na <br />Police : petrol te,<br />Ram :nai<br />Police :diesel te<br />Ram:nai<br />Police :fer kiste hai<br />Ram: kishtan Te</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row6"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 24-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Ram bahut dino bad apna plot dekhne gya<br />Waha Snta kothi bnakar baitha tha<br />Ram:Yaha to mera plot tha<br />Snta-pata nai,Kothi thale a gya hona</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row7"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 22-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Snta-Aur Kaaju lijiye Na<br />Guest-Nahi thnx Ma Pehle hi 4kha chuka hu<br />Snta-Waise khaye to Aapne 8 hain,Par Chalo yaha kon gin raha hai</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row8"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 14-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Sir:Jurmana mafi di arzi likho,<br />Snta Sir,fine kina h?<br />Sir:5Rs<br />Snta:ah lo g 5Rs,mera bapu kehnda 5-10piche kise kanjar di minat ni karidi</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row9"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 13-May-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Tere chehre te udasi<br />te akhaa ch nami aa..<br />Tere chehre te udasi<br />te akhaa ch nami a<br />TATA salt use kareya kar tere ch IODINE DI KAMI a</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> <tr id="post_row10"> <td> <div class="directory-entry"> <table width=100%> <tr> <td width="80%"><p><strong>Harry:</strong></p></td> <td> 17-April-2012 </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2><p>Who Is a Pbi ?<br />Pbi voh hai,jo marne ke bad NARAK me bhi mile toh waha par bhi yahi kehta hai ?OYE YAMRAJ DI KUDI DEKHI BUMB A yr</p></td> </tr> <tr> <td> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <div> <br/> <span style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px;"><b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=0">Previous</a> </b></span> <span> <b> <a href="?tab=posts&post_start=20">Next</a> </b> </span> </div> </div> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td> <td valign="top" width=260px> <div id="sidebar"> <div class="searchmodule" id="search"> <h3>Search for channels</h3> <form id="search_form" name="gs2" method="get" action="/smschannels/browse?cr=in"> <p> <input name="hl" value="en" type="hidden" /> <input name="q" maxlength="2048" value="" title="Search" type="text" /> <input name="btnG" value="Search" type="submit" /> <input name="cr" value="in" type="hidden"/> </p> </form> <br/> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Create your own channel</h3> <p>Alert your friends and patrons in real time on information that they care about through SMS</p> <p></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/create_channel?cr=in&continue=/smschannels/channel/ABCjokes%3Ftab%3Dposts%26post_start%3D10&prev=/smschannels/browse" class="trylink">Try now &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="module" id="create"> <h3>Learn more about SMS Channels</h3> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe" target="_blank">For subscribers &raquo;</a></p> <p><a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create_channel" target="_blank">For channel owners &raquo;</a></p> </div> <div class="clear">&nbsp;</div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> <br/> <div id="footer"> <p class="fineprint">Much of the content in this directory was developed by other companies or by Google's users, not by Google. Google makes no promises or representations about its performance, quality, or content. Google doesn't charge for inclusion in this directory or accept payment for better placement. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#subscribe">More information for feed owners</a>. <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in#create">More information for developers</a>.</p> <p class="center"><a href="/smschannels/termsofuse?cr=in">Terms of Service</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/programpolicy?cr=in">Program Policy</a> - <a href="/smschannels/help?cr=in">Help</a> - <a href="http://www.google.com/about">About Google</a></p> <p class="center small">&copy; 2008 Google</p> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> $(function(){ // shorthand for $(document).ready() BTW $("#dispdiv").corner("5px"); /* */ setStateUserNotRegistered(); $("#lnkforget").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { } $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_forget_phone", type: "POST", data: {phonenr: phonenr, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); }, success: function(errormsg){ if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Phone number was been removed."); setStateUserNotRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } } }); return false; }); $("#butnickname").click(function() { var nick_name = $("#nickname").val(); if (!nick_name || nick_name == "") { alert("Please enter a nickname."); $("#nickname").focus(); return false; } $("#butnickname").attr("disabled", "disabled").val("-working-"); $.ajax({ url: "/smschannels/aj_set_nick_name", type: "POST", data: {nickname: nick_name, usg: "8a8551ed6abc1189b6184b4502ed9d63", cr: "in"}, cache: false, error: function(errormsg) { ShowMessage("We're sorry, an internal error occurred while processing your request. Please try again later."); $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { ShowMessage("Your nickname has been updated."); $("#registerform").submit(); setStateNickNamePresent(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } else { ShowMessage(errormsg); } $("#butnickname").removeAttr("disabled").val("Set nickname"); } }); return false; }); $("#butverify").click(function() { var phonenr = $("#phonenr").attr("value"); var validity_flag = 1; if (!phonenr || phonenr == "") { alert("Please enter a phone number"); $("#phonenr").focus(); return false; } if (phonenr.indexOf("+") != 0) { phonenr = "+" + +91 + phonenr; } phonenr = SanitizeMobileNumber(phonenr, "in"); if (phonenr == "-1") { validity_flag = 0; } for (var i = 1; i < phonenr.length; i++) { if ((phonenr[i] < "0") || (phonenr[i] > "9")) { validity_flag = 0; break; } } if (validity_flag == 0) { alert("Invalid phone number! 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Please try again later."); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); }, success: function(errormsg) { if (errormsg == "") { if ($("#continue").attr("value")) { if ($("#nickname").attr("value")) { //TODO(jayaprabhakar): Update nickname with the first call itself. $("#butnickname").click(); return false; } $("#registerform").submit(); return true; // make this behave like a normal form. } setStateUserRegistered(); } else { ShowMessage("An error occurred: " + errormsg); $("#butfinish").val("Finish setup").removeAttr("disabled"); } } }); return false; }); $("#link_subscription").click(function() { $("#div_subscription").toggle(); $("#tropen_subscription").toggle(); $("#trclosed_subscription").toggle(); return false; }); }); </script> </div> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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